Klowning Around - Script
Scene 1
- The clown will be selling balloons and a citizen will walk over
Citizen: How much for a Balloon?
Clown: There are £1
Citizen: Okay i'll take one please
Clown: Sure here you go. All the money goes towards charity
- Dan and Joe will skate over and see the clown
Joe: look balloons!
Dan: Balloons? i'll show you something better to do with balloons!
Joe: What????
Dan: you'll see.
- Dan will cut the balloons
Clown: What are you doing?
Dan: Hahahaha -steals charity money
- The clown will be upset
Clown: (crying)
Scene 2
- Dan and Joe walk home
Joe: i'll see you later mate
Dan: okay man catch you in a bit, gives us a text later dude
Joe: alright man
- Joe walks off and leaves Dan by himself
- Dan hears something in the background
Clown: hehehe (scary clown laugh)
Dan: what was that?
Scene 3
- Dan wakes up in the Clowns lair
Dan: what the hell is going on? where am i?
Clown: (Giggles) would you like anything? perhaps.... a... Balloon?
Dan: What you on about?
- Dan tries to grab the balloon with his hands still tied up.
Clown: Can't grab it try grabbing it without an arm!
Dan: what are you doing? You're crazy!
- Clown goes and grabs an object, and walks over with the object which later appears to be an axe.
Clown: Now for the opening act!
-Clown chops Dans arm off
Dan: Arghhhhh!
- Clown starts nibbling on the arm
Clown: tastes so juicy and tender, could use some salt though (giggle)
- Clown pours salt on the wound.
Dan: (screaming) Arghhhh! F*.....
Clown: Now now children shouldn't swear that's bad manners (sarcastic and giggle)
-Clown goes and grabs chainsaw
Dan: What are you doing?? Arghhh! I haven't done anything let me go!
Clown: I think differently young child, now now any last words? (Dan still screaming) well well that's a pity i was thinking of something more dramatic although the scream was good, but no one can hear you down here.
Dan: What?!
Clown: any last words? nope okay now for the finishing act!
Dan: please just let me go, you're crazy dude! (screaming still)
- Clown chops Dan in half and blood splats on the wall spelling out the title and while the title is there the clown giggles through out the title.
(D.L, M.M)
- The clown will be selling balloons and a citizen will walk over
Citizen: How much for a Balloon?
Clown: There are £1
Citizen: Okay i'll take one please
Clown: Sure here you go. All the money goes towards charity
- Dan and Joe will skate over and see the clown
Joe: look balloons!
Dan: Balloons? i'll show you something better to do with balloons!
Joe: What????
Dan: you'll see.
- Dan will cut the balloons
Clown: What are you doing?
Dan: Hahahaha -steals charity money
- The clown will be upset
Clown: (crying)
Scene 2
- Dan and Joe walk home
Joe: i'll see you later mate
Dan: okay man catch you in a bit, gives us a text later dude
Joe: alright man
- Joe walks off and leaves Dan by himself
- Dan hears something in the background
Clown: hehehe (scary clown laugh)
Dan: what was that?
Scene 3
- Dan wakes up in the Clowns lair
Dan: what the hell is going on? where am i?
Clown: (Giggles) would you like anything? perhaps.... a... Balloon?
Dan: What you on about?
- Dan tries to grab the balloon with his hands still tied up.
Clown: Can't grab it try grabbing it without an arm!
Dan: what are you doing? You're crazy!
- Clown goes and grabs an object, and walks over with the object which later appears to be an axe.
Clown: Now for the opening act!
-Clown chops Dans arm off
Dan: Arghhhhh!
- Clown starts nibbling on the arm
Clown: tastes so juicy and tender, could use some salt though (giggle)
- Clown pours salt on the wound.
Dan: (screaming) Arghhhh! F*.....
Clown: Now now children shouldn't swear that's bad manners (sarcastic and giggle)
-Clown goes and grabs chainsaw
Dan: What are you doing?? Arghhh! I haven't done anything let me go!
Clown: I think differently young child, now now any last words? (Dan still screaming) well well that's a pity i was thinking of something more dramatic although the scream was good, but no one can hear you down here.
Dan: What?!
Clown: any last words? nope okay now for the finishing act!
Dan: please just let me go, you're crazy dude! (screaming still)
- Clown chops Dan in half and blood splats on the wall spelling out the title and while the title is there the clown giggles through out the title.
(D.L, M.M)